SURVIVOR

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THE
NEXT SURVIVOR
SERIES


Six married men
will be dropped on an island with one car and
3 kids each for six weeks.


Each kid
will play
two sports

and either take music

or dance
classes.


There is
no fast food.

Each man
must
take care of his 3 kids;
keep his assigned house
clean,

correct all homework,
and
complete science
projects,
cook, dolaundry,
and pay a list of
'pretend' bills
with not enough money.


In
addition, each man
will have to budget in
money
for groceries each week.


Each man

must remember the
birth days
of all
their friends and
relatives,
and send
cards out
on time--no emailing.


Each man
must also
take each child to a doctor's appointment,
a dentist appointment

and a haircut
appointment.

He must
make
one unscheduled and
inconvenient
visit per
child
to the Urgent
Care.

He must
also
make cookies or
cupcakes

for a social function.

Each man
will be responsible for
decorating his own assigned house,

planting flowers outside
and keeping it presentable
at
all times.

The men
will only

have access to television
when the kids are asleep

and all chores are done.


The men
must
shave their
legs,

wear makeup
daily,

adorn
himself with jewelry,

wear uncomfortable yet stylish
shoes,

keep fingernails polished

and
eyebrows groomed.


During
one
of the six weeks,

the men wi ll have to endure
severeabdominal cramps, back aches,
and have
extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or
slow down
from other duties.

They
must attend
weekly school meetings,
church, and find
time
at least once to spend the afternoon
at the park or a similar
setting.

They
will need to
read a book to the kids
each
night and in the
morning,
feed
them, dress
them,
brush
their teeth and
comb
their hair by 7:00 am.

A test
will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be
required to know all of the following information:
each child's
birthday,
height, weight,
shoe size, clothes size
and doctor's
name.
Also the child's weight at birth,
length, time of birth,

and length of labor,
each child's favorite color,
middle name,

favorite snack,
favorite song,
favorite drink,
favorite
toy,
biggest fear and
what they want to be when they grow
up.

The kids
vote them off the isl and
based on performance.
The last man wins
only if...
he still
has enough energy
to be intimate with his spouse
at a moment's
notice.

If the
last man does win,
he can play the game over and over
and over
again for the next 18-25 years
eventually earning the right
To be
called Mother!