Important Women's Health Issue...

A great friend sent this to me tonight on Facebook, and I God knew that I needed this laugh!!! I hope you laugh out loud at this!!!
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Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?


If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your
doctor or pharmacist
about Margaritas.


Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and
more confident about
yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you
out of your shyness
and let you tell the world that you're ready and
willing to do just about
anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas
almost immediately and with
a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles
that prevent you
from living the life you want to live. Shyness and
awkwardness will be a
thing of the past and you will discover many talents you
never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.



Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women
who are pregnant or
nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women
who wouldn't mind
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try
it..



Side effects may include:

*Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration

*Loss of motor control

*Loss of clothing

*Loss of money

*Headache

*Dehydration

*Dry mouth

*Desire to sing Karaoke


WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think
you are whispering
when you are not.


WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to
think you can sing.



WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think
you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without
spitting.


WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to
tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.


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I am off to make myself a margarita... Have a good night!